Though Aidan had definitely laid a few scars on his sons, me, and the rest of the Points, he was under no illusion that if Magdalena ever found that out, he would wake up screaming one night as she snipped off his balls. With a dull pair of kitchen scissors. Maybe rusty ones, too. Just to make sure he got tetanus while she was at it. Magdalena was a multi-tasker like that.
