“When I was a medical student, my classmates would fairly clamor for the privilege of wearing the apron of a retired surgeon. It had never been washed and was quite stiff with blood and other bodily fluids. They thought that proof of his long and storied career, but I always found it…” “Horrific, repulsive, and utterly terrifying?” “I was going to say ‘somewhat unwholesome.’” My kingdom for a bottle of hand sanitizer.
