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That’s the thing about women. There’s no good way to be one. Wear your emotions on your sleeve and you’re hysterical. Keep them tucked away where your boyfriend doesn’t
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have to tend to them and you’re a heartless bitch. “I’ve
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the lines of FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE FEELINGS. “I mean, how often do you get to just let loose and not worry about how it fits into your
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Mom’s theory was that youthful skin would make a woman more money (true in both acting and waitressing), good underwear would make her more confident (so far, so true), and good books would make her happy (universal
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truth), and we’ve clearly both packed with this theory in mind.
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Or when you try to draw a car during a game of Pictionary and find out you have no idea what cars look like.
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I tip my head back, groaning at the (alarmingly starry; is this the first time I’ve looked up?) sky as I try to figure out how—or whether—to backtrack.