Beautifully Unexpected

by Lily Morton

“Like an avian Basil Fawlty.”

“Don’t be rude. You don’t read fiction, and you should.” “It’s obvious you’ve never read some of my clients’ statements.”

“Come on before he changes his mind, Laurie. I’ve got my phone set to record.” I shake my head. “It’s as if your whole spirit comes alive at the idea of secondhand embarrassment.” “Only if it’s Magnus,” she says in a duh voice. “He’s got so much material on me.”

“You know you can drink during bingo,” I call. He turns to me instantly. “Alcohol?” “No, Horlicks.” He rolls his eyes, and I laugh. “Of course, booze.”

She hands Mags a dobber. “May the luck of the Danish be with you.” “Really?” “Pshaw, no. I hope you lose so badly you cry.”