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“Okay, okay. Don’t have a candlegasm.”
Turns out Jane was right; one shot didn’t hurt us, but I’m starting to think the fourth might be doing some damage.
“You guys, the sparkles are digging into my vagina!”
She’s a whole universe slowly unfolding itself in front of me, and there’s something humbling and precious about that.
She’s directly across from me, and we keep locking eyes, smiling and looking away, then locking eyes again. It’s very gay.
“Oh my god! We totally desecrated your grandma’s quilt! We had very explicit, sensual lesbian sex on it! Oh my god, what have we done?”
She grins. “I’d like that too. It’s pretty nice to see you interested in something other than lacrosse, to be honest. She must have really nice boobs or something.” I laugh and then tip my head back to rest on the top of the couch. “Ugh, she does. So nice. I can’t mess this up, Kala.”
“They are very cute,” I say without looking away from her.
Daenerys Targaryen and Leonardo the Ninja Turtle: an unlikely alliance, but an alliance nonetheless.
“Why do you have flowers?” I ask. “Aren’t I supposed to do that? Oh shit, should I have done that?” She laughs. “You’re more than enough. They just had this little stand of them in the duty free area, and I had to get them because the pink ones reminded me of...um...you know.” I squint. She raises her eyebrows up and down, and I burst out laughing. “Hope Hastings, did you seriously buy a bouquet of flowers solely because they remind you of my vagina?”