Duke, Actually

by Jenny Holiday

He’d almost worn it without a tie, but in the end he hadn’t been able to make himself do it. If a man was wearing a suit, he should wear a suit—all its pieces, not some haphazard, choose-your-own-adventure version of it.

“Didn’t Picasso have a teenage mistress? It sounds as though Vince is taking the Picasso cosplay a little too far.”