He Who Fights with Monsters 3 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #3)

by Shirtaloon

A group of lizards was normally called a lounge,

Lounge lizards?

“Don’t go tempting fate,” Sophie agreed. “Fate can’t wait to kill us all.”

“Sandwiches,” Jason said haughtily, “are the garnish on a prime slab of perfectly pan-seared rakish charm.”

“Engaging in classic hero-villain banter. I won’t lie; this is something of a dream come true for me.”

In all honesty, that was some solid villain monologuing. You should look into getting a weather machine.”

a powerful soul with no means to control it was unruly to the point of being dangerous.

“We’re here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and we never actually found out what bubblegum was.”