He Who Fights with Monsters 3 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #3)

by Shirtaloon

“And so he should,” Jason said. “Everyone’s going to break eventually, so you might as well save yourself the torture. I would.” “You’d give up information under torture?” Humphrey asked. “Why wait for it to start?” Jason asked. “I’d give up under just the threat of torture. I don’t want to get tortured. I’d crack like an egg.”

So true! Lol

occy straps

What they call bungee cords in Australia

“I’m chained up, naked, in a room with the winner of a most obvious sex-predator contest and the guy who got disqualified for being too creepy. Not

Gymkata.

Lol, ok so I guess I need to watch this now?

“Seriously, Clive?” Jason asked. “You folded like an origami swan you have to put somewhere without throwing it away for long enough that the person who made it for you won’t get offended when you finally throw it out and claim the humidity made it fall over or something.” “That was very specific,” Sophie said. “Completely hypothetical,” Jason asserted firmly.

“It’s a shame there’s no movie essence,” Jason mused to himself. “A training montage power would be OP.”

When I take a bribe, I stay bribed. That’s how integrity works.”

“Do you have a name outside of just ‘the Builder?’ It doesn’t come across as imposing as you seem to think. It just makes you sound like an intergalactic brickie. Actually, I take it back; that sounds kind of awesome. Invaders from beyond the stars is done to death. A guy from beyond the stars who knocks up an outdoor dunny while unrepentantly flashing bum crack? That’s a fresh idea. You might want to write this down, mate. I’m giving you gold here.”