He Who Fights with Monsters 3 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #3)

by Shirtaloon

“Wait,” Neil said. “Did we just make the sensible decision and not charge into the hopeless fight? Go team!”

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“Are you saying you can’t do it?” Humphrey asked. “No,” Clive said. “I’m just making sure that you’re suitably impressed when I accomplish the absurd task you’ve set before me.”

“Well, that’s just sad. Not because of the loneliness thing, although that too. You just admitted defeat.” “There is no defeat. My will is inexorable.” “Mate, this is the climactic battle and I’m the only one rocking the power of friendship. You’ve got no chance. You better knock out a back-story flashback toot-sweet or it’ll be a total walkover.”

“You don’t get it,” Neil said. “We’re here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and we never actually found out what bubblegum was.”