He Who Fights with Monsters 3 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #3)

by Shirtaloon

“I love being rich,” Jason muttered happily as he flipped hotcakes on the grill. “What was that?” Humphrey asked, looking up distractedly. “Nothing,” Jason said, raising a clenched fist. “Seize the means of production!”

“You seem to run into a lot of cultists,” Humphrey said. “Oh, that’s nothing,” Jason said. “Back in my world, they come to your door with pamphlets.”