Oh Great! I was Reincarnated as a Farmer (Unorthodox Farming, #1)

by Benjamin Kerei

“Do not reply and give me away. These fools believe I am a cat and we need it to stay that way. Collect your baggage and follow me out of the village. We need to talk in private before you open your foolish mouth and ruin anything further than you already have, you absolute imbecile.”

“Yes. The foundational mechanism for the dwarven race is mining and crafting. The elven system is based on forestry and hunting. The orc system is built on battle.”

On the off chance your farm is raided by goblins and you survive, it is always wise to check your root cellar after the goblins have fled. Extremely greedy and gluttonous goblins sometimes eat themselves into a comatose state and are incredibly vulnerable in this condition. Killing them while incapacitated will usually gain you enough valuable experience that it can offset the cost of rebuilding, if not pay for it outright.

in my world, it’s every man’s dream to one day dig a giant hole.

这个是真的

“That is actually impressive. Your ability to procrastinate literally allows you to capitalize on any distracting avenue, no matter how small. Is this sort of impairment common in your world or is this curse something you have personally received?” “Shut up.”

I barely noticed the prompt I dismissed. “Shit. That was a boss move. I mean, if you wanted to intimidate someone with how tough you are, peeling off your own face has to rank at the top of that list.” “Agreed,” Salem said.

Well done, you have successfully passed the rite of the socialite and gained the Socialite ability. As the potion you drank was aged for more than a century and you managed to remain intoxicated for the full week, you have gained access to the full ability. Socialite Cooldown: None Trigger: Alcohol consumption Effects: Consuming alcohol in any quantity no longer impedes your ability to think or reason. Half of the stamina received from consuming alcohol is now used to power an aura that causes yourself and those around you to become happier and have more fun.

The problem with being smart is you are rarely wrong. However, when you are wrong, you can be so spectacularly wrong that people will look at you and think, God, what an idiot.

I am fairly certain your actions will be considered a favour as you are allowing them to interfere with their enemy.” A look of absolute horror crossed Jeric’s face. “What kind of world did you live in?” “One where the people were the monsters.”

Leave a positive review of the new Star Wars movies saying they were better than the originals? I would have smiled while typing. It was sickening.

Unlike every other class, one of the quirks of being an adventurer was you couldn’t crystallize experience, or use crystallized experience. Every level you gained had to be done yourself.