“In the spirit of equal time and fair-minded debate, here’s a list of reasons why I very much want to keep doing this. You’re good and kind, you make me laugh, it sure doesn’t hurt to look at you, you tip waitresses a ludicrous percentage. That’s over three, just off the top of my head.” He made a dinging noise like he had gotten the correct answer on a quiz show, then yawned. “You lose.”
