So we should be alright there, but Detective Egg Roll told me if he hears about us kicking any more millennial ass, he gonna put us both in a holding cell until daylight saving time is over,” Buddy Lee said. Ike frowned. “Why you call him Detective Egg Roll?” “What? It’s just a joke. Ya know, because he’s Chinese,” Buddy Lee said. “I don’t even think he’s Chinese. I swear you white boys got a joke for everybody, but if I said your family tree ain’t got no branches, you’d be ready to fight.”
