Max and the Multiverse (Max and the Multiverse, #1)

by Zachry Wheeler

They escaped their real-life dungeons by slaughtering monsters in virtual ones. It gave them a sense of pride and accomplishment, all while dismantling their basic social faculties.

“Jeez, it’s like living with a douchebag Garfield.” “That’s racist.” Ross cocked his ears back.

Boarsh Kem system proved as difficult as finding a jarvy in a harmenash (the local equivalent of a needle in a haystack; the rough translation being a phallic vegetable in a dildo factory).