Zachry Wheeler

“Computer, re-acquire target lock.” “Unable,” the computer said, using the monotone voice of an 80’s era robot. “Why not?” “Range.” “Huh? What about range?” “Out.” “What about missile lock?” “Unable.” “Why not?” “Terrain.” Trevor huffed. “Okay, what else we got?” “Stuff.” “What kind of stuff?” “Snacks.”
― Zachry Wheeler, Max and the Multiverse Box Set

“After all, morons hinder progress (and for the record, no truer statement has ever been uttered). And since stupid breeds like coked-up rabbits, it often mounts a devastating opposition.”
― Zachry Wheeler, Max and the Multiverse