He Who Fights with Monsters 2 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #2)

by Shirtaloon

“No, that was Rufus. He taught me to fight like an adventurer. Farrah taught me to live like one.”

rip farrah

Nothing can hurt you as badly as hope.”

“He’s exaggerating,” Jason said. “I would have been easily caught.”

honestly jason is so funny

“He smells like springtime,” Belinda said.

probably all that crystal wash lol

“I’d like to try something first,” Jason said. He looked at Sophie. “You up for it?” “I can take anything you’ve got.”

i bet you can, sophie if jason and sophie don’t become i thing i might scream

“The next move is obvious, then,” Jason said. “Let’s go jump off a sky palace.” “You might want to be a little cautious,” Clive said.

“Well, I do the rude honesty thing too,” Jason said. “But in my defence, I also lie a lot.”

an honest man, lol love jason

“He tried to kill me that one time, so I kind of think he does,” Jason said. “The suffering part, at least; I’m glad he’s not dead.” “To finish the job yourself?” Sophie posited. “No,” Jason said. “Thalia Mercer knows her son’s a useless dimwit but she’d still kill me if I did.

funny and smart

“I’ve never been good at fitting in, so I’ve learned how to stand out the right way.

I am remarkable. For good or ill.”

His mother was so enamoured of that filthy, interdimensional bastard.

i mean, he’s pretty great