He Who Fights with Monsters 2 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #2)

by Shirtaloon

I’ll be building a weather machine in a mountain fortress carved into the shape of my own head.”

“I know how to fight,” Belinda said. “Kicking a guy in the beans and then running for it is not fighting.” “It got me this far.”

“Boo!” Belinda jeered. “Did you just boo me?” Clive asked. “And so she should,” Jason said. “Boo!” “You’re acting like children.” “We’re about to go jump off the roof,” Jason said. “Of course we’re acting like children.”

“Her perspective is somewhat skewed.”

“I think you’ve been spending too much time with Jason. You’re talking increasing amounts of rubbish.”

“So why are we having a party?” “We were outvoted by Jason and the prince.” “How do two people outvote twenty-nine?” “I’m not sure,” Humphrey said, “but I think we may need to keep those two apart.”

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he does not become a monster?”