The One That Got Away

by Nicky James

“You have a really nasty potty mouth.” “Then why do you keep sticking your tongue in it?”

“Don’t tell me. Tell her, and maybe leave out the part where you want her to suck your dick.” Charlie’s face pinched with disgust, and he shuddered. “Everyone stop saying that. Please. I beg you. I’m an author. I’m cursed with an extremely vivid imagination.”

(They’re discussing his mother.)