He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)
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conceivably, if implausibly,
Sarah Driscoll
Men have such a different way of writing, and key words like this make it so obvious
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The body of the dead creature made a fizzing sound, like a rapid chemical reaction. The body started melting rapidly, first the flesh, then even the skeleton, all dissolving into rainbow-coloured smoke. It seemed pretty until it hit Jason with a stench thick as cheese, like burned hair and rotting meat.
Sarah Driscoll
DISGUSTING
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otorhinolaryngologist
Sarah Driscoll
why tho
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“It’s like a Mennonite made some hammer pants. Did I wake up in 1991 rural Pennsylvania?”
Sarah Driscoll
He's Australian, but references Mennonites in PA? wtf
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ubiquitous
Sarah Driscoll
no one knows this word.
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bulwark
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here is where I downloaded the dictionary.
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Vane
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Night-Scale Leather]
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dope
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•Hidden objective discovered: Kill [Umbral Mountain Snake] 0/1. •Hidden objective complete: Kill [Umbral Mountain Snake] 1/1.
Sarah Driscoll
I don't understand, this is the same thing
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eight hundred coins.”
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823 coins
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Farrah
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did they say what she looks like? in my head she is a red head.
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“You two have no sense of romance,” Gary said.
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I love him
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crystal wash,”
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I want this in real life
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“They call it the sunburnt country,” Jason said. “It’s very big, and the central region is very dry. Most
Sarah Driscoll
he could draw a map of his world to show them how it compares to theirs
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Gary was a snorer.
Sarah Driscoll
so this is where I wondered how cat-like he is and I re-read all their descriptions
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He landed on the surface of the river,
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he wanted an excuse to use water walking
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•You have cleansed all instances of disease [Arthritis] from [Human]. •You have cleansed all instances of disease [Osteoporosis] from [Human].
Sarah Driscoll
😲 could my back pain be gone forever
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wealth inequality.”
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I would too
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balding
Sarah Driscoll
why are so many people bald? Jason, Rufus, many others
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“I didn’t shave them,” Jason said. “I lost them.”
Sarah Driscoll
does he have cancer
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drugs,”
Sarah Driscoll
what kind of drugs are in this fantasy world. I read psycho shifter and there are a lot of drugs in that one in the second book
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Gary said. “How was I meant to know she was evil?”
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I love that he's a romantic
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Do you know what cancer does to a person?”
Sarah Driscoll
my theory is he was dying at the time of summoning, so he's dead in his world and has a second chance here. there is no going back for him.
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balding,
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another bald person
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Bert.”
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this is "Bert" #3
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Lamprey
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lamprey, leeches, ick
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Clarissa Ventress
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possible villan? the first female villain was also a C and V name.
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Cassowary
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another bird
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Pochard.
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it's a duck
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She did the same to the other arm, then left him hanging as she climbed out of the cage.
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brutal af
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His dark hair
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I thought Jason was bald with no eyebrows?!
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no hair
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another bald man
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Gary rubbing his hands
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hands, not paws :(
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family’s academy,”
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drink
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“Hubert,
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Another Bert
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after they had fallen out.
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did I miss why they fell out
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“But what’s a little pain in service to a man such as yourself?”
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this whole thing has made me uncomfy.
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Cassandra
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lots of c names
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disincline
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this is not a word
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“That makes sense,” Humphrey said. “I was wondering why you didn’t have eyebrows when we met, but a couple of days later, you did.”
Sarah Driscoll
I knew he started bald
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“Bert,”
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I dislike the amount of Berts
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Filbert’s
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MAKE IT STOOOP
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eight of you?”
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an actual nightmare
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“The love of my life cheated on me with my brother, then they got married, and my mother basically told me to shut up and take it like a man.”
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oof
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In the aftermath, there was silence.
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that was dark
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Clive’s familiar, a rune tortoise named Onslow.
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so far I really like Clive
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Possibly as a reaction to the original body being annihilated.”
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he died of cancer
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“Is this why I didn’t have hair?”
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hm. maybe wrong about cancer
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Cassandra
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I wish there weren't so many C names
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hairless,
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