He Who Fights with Monsters (He Who Fights with Monsters, #1)
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“Do you try to eat me while I was distracted?” The leech waggled its toothy maw back and forth innocently.
Sarah Driscoll
adorable
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“Uh, Jason?” “Yes, Humphrey?” “Are you that guy with the evil powers?” “I hope you get eaten by a shab.”
Sarah Driscoll
besties
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“Wait, what god is this?” Jason asked. “Should I be checking out these murals?”
Sarah Driscoll
same
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Both men were normally more formal, so it was easy to spot the easy intimacy in their body language.
Sarah Driscoll
aaaahhhh!!!!
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“Name dropper,” a female voice whispered, somehow both quiet enough to feel intimate and loud enough to fill the chamber.
Sarah Driscoll
I very much enjoy the goddess of knowledge
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“Makes sense,” Jason said. “We were expecting some kind of worm monster.”
Sarah Driscoll
my anxiety is ramping up so much rn
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Clive
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if he dies I might cry
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“We fought a bronze-rank monster,” Jason said. “Well, I say we, but Clive and I mostly watched Humphrey do it.”
Sarah Driscoll
the relief I feel now that they're all safe is so nice
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Spartoi,”
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she could see at a glance: Jason’s shirt she had tossed aside the night before.
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WHAAAAAT
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“Let the waters make whole that which has come to harm.”
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do you think anyone has magical healing hair like Rapunzel
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“Then it wouldn’t be an enormous sandwich,” Gary said. “It would just be a bunch of sandwiches.”
Sarah Driscoll
fair
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Cassandra was sitting next to Jason on a blanket. Humphrey and Gabrielle had their own blanket,
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AAAHHHH
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“See?” Gabrielle said. “It isn’t that hard.”
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poor Gabrielle
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“I do,” a voice said softly, yet everyone present heard. Carried on a wave of aura that was benevolent yet overwhelming, the two quiet words somehow crashed into the crowd like thunder.
Sarah Driscoll
is it the god of healing?!
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“I love that guy,” Dominion said with a grin. “The ones who won’t kneel are always the most fun. Seeing what it takes to make them capitulate, to put that knee down.”
Sarah Driscoll
the gods are hilarious
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Gareth Xandier.”
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off full name drop from a god
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“I’m not going to begrudge people a little… togetherness jelly,” Healer said.
Sarah Driscoll
THE GODS ARE HILARIOUS.
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“Someone overly enamoured with the letter X, apparently.
Sarah Driscoll
funny coming from the author with multiple C names characters
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affection for your daughter,
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Only his bronze-rank toughness and his heavy armour kept him alive, but he wasn’t getting back up.
Sarah Driscoll
GARY NOOOOO
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Crippled and near dead, he was sent tumbling helplessly through the mud.
Sarah Driscoll
NOOOOOOOO
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Farrah’s corpse
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Jonah, had held back the enemy to let the others escape, his ultimate fate unknown.
Sarah Driscoll
idk if I can read more of this series wtf
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Jonah Geller
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he's still alive!
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