“There’s a room upstairs,” she said. He nodded, following her to a door in the back. She fumbled for her keys, kissing him again as she unlocked the door to a narrow stairwell. She took his hand.
Why people want sex at times like funerals or just death, my little spinning psychologist Spidey says, is when we’re close to death, it scares up reminds us we’re all going to die, and trust me I don’t like that idea more than anyone else! But we want sex because it takes our minds off anything else and also because it’s life affirming, after all sex does make new life. That’ll be $300, I take all major credit cards but prefer PayPal ;)

