Date Me, Bryson Keller

by Kevin van Whye

“You say as an impartial third party?” I add a teasing-face emoji.

Wtf is the teasing face emoji?

“Deciding stuff,” I say. “I’m probably the most indecisive person you will ever meet. So I spend a lot of time just daydreaming about stuff instead of actually doing it. I always worry about what everyone will think.”

Same