Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Donut ended up with the following: Strength: 20 Intelligence: 23 + 5 (Tiara) +1 (Charm) = 29 Constitution: 4 + 2 (Brush) = 6 Dexterity: 12 + 2 (Crupper) +2 (Bracelet) +5 (temp. floor bonus) = 21 Charisma: 70

I ended up with the following: Strength: 10 + 3 (toe ring) = 13 +3 (When Gauntlet Formed) Intelligence: 5 Constitution: 10 + 4 (shirt) +1 (ring) +2 (ring) +2 (boxers) = 19 Dexterity: 10 + 1 (Gauntlet) = 11 Charisma: 25

My first impression was Slender Man. Slender Man dressed as a clown. Holy shit.

Gordo leaned over the counter and made a face. “This is your manager?” “Yep,” I said. He shook his head sadly. “You two are so dead.” “Yep,” I said.

Heal – Level 1 (Max) Torch – Level 10 Magic Missile – Level 9 Puddle Jumper – Level 3 Second Chance – Level 5 Heal Critter – Level 1 Clockwork Triplicate – Level 1

Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.

Carl: You’re our agent, Zev. I want this to be official. On paper. Or whatever you guys do. Zev: Don’t worry about that. It’s official. I have the power to sign on your behalf. Carl: That’s terrifying, Zev. Okay, they’re about to be pissed off. If they ask, tell them I know what I’m doing. Zev: Do you? Carl: Fuck no. I’m making this shit up as I go along.