Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.” “Don’t be silly, Carl. They don’t give us tombstones here.”

“You promised me that I wouldn’t die alone,” she said. “You can’t keep that promise if you die before me. We do this together.”