Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.” “Don’t be silly, Carl. They don’t give us tombstones here.”