Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

“So help me god,” I said. “I will abandon you right here and right now if you choose to take up the kazoo.”

I didn’t like the idea of going full murder hobo on a group of mentally ill elves.

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.” “Don’t be silly, Carl. They don’t give us tombstones here.”

“Chickadees,” Donut said. “I like those guys. They’re cute.”