Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

It’s like taking Jason from a Friday the Thirteenth movie and tossing him into a late-season episode of Jane the Virgin just to see what happens.

Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.

This door is locked. Magically locked. It’s almost like they don’t want you going in there.

“I guess that makes up for you killing all those baby goblins on the first floor,” said Donut. “We’re not having this conversation again.”

You’re not going to break me. Fuck you all.