Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

Now, if you’ve never had a flaming, skull-faced bear on roller skates barreling at you full speed, you don’t know what you’re missing.

“Cats don’t drink cocktails,” I said. “Cats don’t shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”

“Those dogs sound just awful,” Donut said, her voice slurring. “Bitch-ass rottweilers.

“She wasn’t so bad,” Donut said as we left. “She just needs both a dermatologist and a psychiatrist.

A princess and a ruffian.

“Maybe we should have tested them first,” she said. “That’s what they’re gonna put on my tombstone.”

Carl’s Doomsday Scenario Type: Unstable custom explosive Effect: An explosion large enough to rattle the teeth of a god.

Created by a man who murders babies and steals rare collectibles from his elders, this device is powerful enough to level an entire city and all the suburbs around it. It is created by combining a massively overloaded soul crystal and a Sheol Glass Reaper Case.