Carl's Doomsday Scenario (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #2)

by Matt Dinniman

MONGO IS APPALLED.

“My people can be a bit xenophobic. And they’ll act indignant when you call them out on it.”

Everybody in the universe.

“And you thought to greet us with a mountain of rotting prostitutes?” Donut asked. “I’m not sure where you’re from, but the cultured amongst us no longer use corpses as icebreakers. Next time maybe just bring Carl a milkshake. He likes milkshakes.”

Note to self: a milkshake is a better icebreaker than a pile of dead hookers.

The cognitive dissonance was just overwhelming.

This is my sentiment about most of the humans on earth.

“Oh mother fuck,” I said. “You sure have been swearing a lot lately. I’m not sure I like that, Carl.”

Princess Donut is concerned.