For reasons she can’t explain even to herself, she’s still being sure to lead with her right foot. Everything that made sense when she was watching slashers doesn’t seem to matter just one whole hell of a lot while walking through a slasher, does it? Worse, “It’s July fucking third,” she says aloud, like calling foul. None of this is even supposed to be happening yet. How many final rounds does Scream 4 have, though, right? Maybe, since the slasher’s been going for nearly four decades, the only way to still surprise is by breaking its own rules. It’s definitely working. Jade has no idea what’s
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