My Heart Is a Chainsaw (The Indian Lake Trilogy, #1)

by Stephen Graham Jones

As for Michael Myers, his Ahab Dr. Loomis says he's evil, but he's been MADE evil, Mr. Holmes. The crime done to him is that his sister his BABYSITTER should have been watching him closer not stripping down and sexing it up.

Kind of like saying the ocean is wet because you poured some water on it. Michael is evil because that’s his nature. You can’t justify ice being cold or fire being hot, it’s just what it is.