Ma says, “I found the perfect husband for you!” At the same time, all of my aunts say, “Surprise!” I blink. “Sorry, you found what now?” “Perfect husband!” Ma crows. I look over my shoulder, half-expecting some guy Ma has probably ambushed at the Ranch 99 market to come up behind me. “Aiya, he’s not here, silly girl,” Ma says. “Is he tied up in the trunk of your car?”
