Rosaline Palmer Takes the Cake (Winner Bakes All, #1)

by Alexis Hall

There was, Rosaline thought, something captivating in hearing somebody talk about their passions—it felt intimate, like they were giving you access to some slightly tender part of themselves.

Rosaline had never read any of those books about how to get a man, partly because she was at least as interested in women and partly because they were clearly awful.

There was a pause that, while not quite pregnant, was definitely pissing on a stick.