Wayward (Wanderers, #2)

by Chuck Wendig

If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a Supreme Being.

I think being gay is even more manly, because it’s like, whomp, double-dicks, extra dick energy—”

Grief is like a cut in a strange place. You never know when you’re going to bump into it, make it hurt again.”

WHY DIDNT HE SAY BRUISE INSTED OF CUT

happy as a pig in poop