The End of Men

by Christina Sweeney-Baird

Be wary of that little voice that tries to twist one scary thing into a spiral of despair.

think my editor, and lots of other men who are gatekeepers to information around the world, are terrified. They are so frozen by panic that they can’t bear to look reality

in

the

face. So I’m here to do their j...

What I do know, from years of reporting, is that ignorance, incompetence and fear so often go hand in hand with government that none of us should be surprised if the institutions we thought would keep us safe would in fact be woefully inadequate in the face of a pandemic.

have never felt so powerful. This must be what men used to feel like. My mere physical presence is enough to terrify someone into running. No wonder they used to get drunk on it.

One of you asked me a while ago how the Plague could have been created by women? How could they be smart enough to create this disease that only affects men? The answer’s simple, folks. Betas. Thousands of

betas

who have been brainwashed by women helped them out. Most scientists are men, right? Most men are betas. It’s ...

We’re all human, man or woman, and just because some quirk of genetics or luck meant you were immune or survived, it doesn’t make you any better.

What’s the point in dating someone who will almost definitely be dead by the following Sunday? For the first time, women could genuinely say ‘Maybe he died?’ about a date that stood them up.”