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Was she stimming? She feared very much that she was.
It was a mistake to believe that other people were not living as deeply as you were. Besides, you were not even living that deeply.
She had become famous for a post that said simply, Can a dog be twins? That was it. Can a dog be twins?
The food came and it was disgusting, because they had ordered the worst thing on the menu on purpose, to be funny.
“Don’t normalize it!!!!!” we shouted at each other. But all we were normalizing was the use of the word normalize, which sounded like the action of a ray gun wielded by a guy named Norm to make everyone around him Norm as well.
His two-year-old son, when asked whether he was a boy or a girl, invariably answered that he was a gun.
God, it was genius! No swifter way to bring down the supposed citizens of the free world than to transform them to a nation of ass-eaters!
“My battery is low and it is getting dark,” the Mars Rover said in the portal.
She remembered pressing warm Silly Putty against newspaper until it picked up a whole paragraph of what was happening, clear enough to read. Then folding and folding it to blankness again. ■ ■ ■
Patricia Lockwood was born in Fort Wayne, Indiana and raised in all the worst cities of the Midwest.