No One Is Talking About This
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Read between May 31 - June 3, 2024
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Was she stimming? She feared very much that she was.
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It was a mistake to believe that other people were not living as deeply as you were. Besides, you were not even living that deeply.
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She had become famous for a post that said simply, Can a dog be twins? That was it. Can a dog be twins?
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The food came and it was disgusting, because they had ordered the worst thing on the menu on purpose, to be funny.
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“Don’t normalize it!!!!!” we shouted at each other. But all we were normalizing was the use of the word normalize, which sounded like the action of a ray gun wielded by a guy named Norm to make everyone around him Norm as well.
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His two-year-old son, when asked whether he was a boy or a girl, invariably answered that he was a gun.
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God, it was genius! No swifter way to bring down the supposed citizens of the free world than to transform them to a nation of ass-eaters!
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“My battery is low and it is getting dark,” the Mars Rover said in the portal.
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She remembered pressing warm Silly Putty against newspaper until it picked up a whole paragraph of what was happening, clear enough to read. Then folding and folding it to blankness again. ■   ■   ■
Patricia Lockwood was born in Fort Wayne, Indiana and raised in all the worst cities of the Midwest.