“Thanks for the offer, but I have a boyfriend.” He put his hand over his heart, acting like I’d mortally wounded him, and his tone was teasing. “Do you need another?” It just came out of my mouth without thought. “No, I already have two. Three is a bit much, even for me.” He blinked and evaluated if I was joking, and must have decided I was, because he laughed and shrugged.
