Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Doesn’t cure poison or other health-seeping conditions such as succubus-inflicted gonorrhea. So remember to wrap it up, bucko.

answering the real questions

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

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“But you were always watching those videos on your iPad with the two women rolling around and cleaning each other. Would it have been cheating if Miss Beatrice let you watch?”

Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.

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