Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

“How is it you’re James Bond when it comes to strangers, but Miss Beatrice could date three different guys at once, and you had no idea?” “Three different guys?”

Lol Donut was the star of the book 😂

And they were elderly. Not cool grandpa dude at the club elderly. But holy-crap-I-love-you-gam-gam-but-how-the-hell-are-you-still-alive elderly.

Donut: THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS. Carl: Oasis? Where did you get that from? Even Bea didn’t listen to Oasis. Donut: NO MISS BEATRICE LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC. THAT’S JUST AS BAD AS THIS.

Donut: CARL WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THAT IS MY FOOD. Carl: I’m trying something. Let’s see what happens. Donut: THIS IS A BETRAYAL MOST FOUL.