Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.

Donut: THIS MUSIC IS MAKING MY HEAD HURT. WHY CAN’T THEY PLAY SOMETHING GOOD? LIKE OASIS. Carl: Oasis? Where did you get that from? Even Bea didn’t listen to Oasis. Donut: NO MISS BEATRICE LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC. THAT’S JUST AS BAD AS THIS.