Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

Doesn’t cure poison or other health-seeping conditions such as succubus-inflicted gonorrhea. So remember to wrap it up, bucko.

The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.

he’d be covered in prison tattoos and would be hanging out in front of the Circle K hitting on 14-year-old girls.

Remove this item before you jerk off.