Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

It’s better to face the enemy you know than the one you don’t.”

The honorarium “Knight” roughly translates to “Overweight, alcoholic bureaucrat who spends his days making new laws to oppress the poor and his nights drinking and getting pegged.”

“You’ve been hit on twice now,” Donut said. “Once by a meth-addled goblin shaman and once by Abraham Lincoln’s grandmother. I can’t wait to see who you attract next.

Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.

Just remember what happened with Harambe. There ain’t no zookeepers around to shoot the monster’s ass if you bite off more than you can chew.