Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)

by Matt Dinniman

But do you know why people like cats, despite their asshole-ness? It’s because they don’t fucking talk. If they did, and they were all like you, they’d all be extinct because we’d have killed you all by now.”

“Did that just happen?” I asked, spinning to see if we truly were alone. We were. “Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

“There sure were a lot of babies in there, too,” Donut said in that last moment before the blast.