You can reinvent modern music by simply humming a song you remember, and when you’re done, announcing, “That composition is called Salt-N-Pepa’s ‘Shoop,’ and I just invented it”—we do, in fact, recommend you do exactly this—but later on we’ll be providing snippets of written music for you to preemptively plagiarize, so we need to teach you how to turn those written symbols into song.
