A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking
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Once, when I was having a really awful day, I did it too hard, and half the bread wouldn’t bake at
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Being a wizard is almost all like that—you don’t know what you can do until you actually do it, and then sometimes you aren’t sure what you just did.
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Our city is called Riverbraid, because of the canals.
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The gingerbread man put his hands to either side of his head and made faces at the constable, as best you can when you don’t have a tongue to stick out.
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It seemed like once you agreed that the government could put you on a list because of something you were born with, you were asking for trouble.
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You’re not that weak, youngster. Wizards have done more with less.”
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Master Gildaen was dead. And that meant that I was the last loyal wizard left in the palace.
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It doesn’t make you a hero just because everybody else didn’t do their job.”
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“We heroes gotta stick together.”
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Sure, I was scared to death, but it didn’t do much good to be scared, so I wasn’t going to dwell on it when there was work to do.
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Death by sourdough starter. Not a good way to go.
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I have never seen anything else like it, and if I live to be a hundred years old, I imagine I never will.
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Not…you know…heroic. She shouldn’t have had to be a hero.”
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After a minute, I said, “I never wanted to be a hero.” His face was solemn. “Nobody ever does.”