A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking
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baking’s not exactly a high-mortality profession—but
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Who’d dump a body in a bakery when you could dump it in a perfectly good canal not twenty feet from the door?
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bread isn’t very good at evasive maneuvers.
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“My dear, I am certain that you can go on about how unworthy and incapable you are for hours yet, but we have very little time. Let us pretend that we have done all that and that I have nodded correctly and made the proper noises, and skip to the point where you say, “I don’t know what I can do, but I’ll try.”
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They could at least pretend we were dangerous. You know, out of common courtesy.