A Wizard's Guide to Defensive Baking

by T. Kingfisher

Frankly, an iron skillet would be a lot more dangerous than my magic at the moment. I could at least hit Oberon with it.

period

ghetto

is this racist

I’ll be honest with you, I wet myself a little when he giggled.

and i respect that

If I wasn’t a stubborn, hard-headed idiot, we wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place.

no queen ur valid

but being a fourteen-year-old girl on the road alone meant there were worse things than bears out there.

literally

It was miserably unfair that it had come to me and Spindle. There were grown-ups who should have stopped it.

I mean, here I was, trying to save the city from being overrun by cannibal mercenaries, and I felt sick to my stomach because the cook was mad at me.

me too

Heroism is an unfortunate habit.”