Among his greatest hits, collected and relayed by Amazon veterans: “If that’s our plan, I don’t like our plan.” “I’m sorry, did I take my stupid pills today?” “Do I need to go down and get the certificate that says I’m CEO of the company to get you to stop challenging me on this?” “Are you trying to take credit for something you had nothing to do with?” “Are you lazy or just incompetent?” “I trust you to run world-class operations and this is another example of how you are letting me down.” “If I hear that idea again, I’m gonna have to kill myself.” “Does it surprise you that you don’t know
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