My cousin blew out a breath as he pulled his phone out of his pocket. A moment later, he had the TSN app open and an ad was playing. “Give it a sec,” he warned me when I glanced at him. It was a short pregame video, and a second later, the footage moved to players entering the stadium. The second one they showed was the only one who mattered. And when I saw what Boog was talking about, my knees went weak. He had on a T-shirt I had never seen before—a heather blue one with huge white font on it that said, “THE LAZY BAKER.” Me. He was wearing me.

