“Knew I was your favorite,” I smirk. “You gonna let me tattoo you now? Been perfecting the cock and balls since elementary school.” “You ever try tattooing a dick on me, I’ll have my husband dig up the ugliest footage of you from background clips of WAC and spam-post them.” “He’ll be digging forever.” “You wish you were that pretty,” he slings back. “Luna thinks so,” I say more softly.

